Alice. Please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.
Well, what's wrong with the dog?
It's simple. It's been licking it's asshole for the last three straight hours.
I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good or here to stay. Wouldn't you agree?
God Help the Girl special effects - Parents shadow added to the wall